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Beethoven was completely deaf when he composed his ninth symphony, so he had to ask friends to tell him what it sounded like. His girlfriend, the Countess Loosenicker liked it, saying to Beethoven "It's very nice. Is it finished yet?" To which Beethoven replied: "Half past nine."
fact no. 1149

There are no sheds on the surface of the sun, but if there were they would all lean slightly and contain at least one spider.
fact no. 1150

There are two possible ways to win an argument with a woman. Neither of them work.
fact no. 1151

Most trees have a high wood content.
fact no. 1152

It doesn't matter how many times a married man changes job, he always ends up with the same boss.
fact no. 1153

The druids built Stonehenge as part of a large primitive theme park, which had many attractions. It proved very popular with early Britons. Unfortunately, only the elevated monorail system (Stonehenge itself) remains to this day. That, and the log flume.
fact no. 1154

It has been statistically proven that 100% of people wear nothing under their clothes
fact no. 1155

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is not a real word
fact no. 1156

clouds find it unfair that only the sky is blue!
fact no. 1157

If you sneeze and keep your eyes open they will pop out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fact no. 1158

If you lined up all the sheds in the world end to end, you'd have a very long line of sheds.
fact no. 1159

If you stood all the sheds in the world one on top of the other, they would probably fall down.
fact no. 1160

Traditional Japanese carpenters spend about one-third their time sharpening and maintaining their tools, and the rest of the time working on projects. English-speaking shed owners spend 9/10's of their time "maintaining" their sheds, and the rest of the time drinking beer. Degenerate shed owners reverse the proportions.
fact no. 1161

REAL sheds are made from wood.
fact no. 1162

if you cut a snake in half - it wil die
fact no. 1163

8 out of 10 cats have wiskers
fact no. 1164

Given the right amount of time and resources the common household cat is capable of anything.
fact no. 1165

the anagram for granma is anagram
fact no. 1166

The bigger you are then the bigger you are.
fact no. 1167

Spiders can't jump.
fact no. 1168

The collective noun for wombats is a 'mob'.
fact no. 1169

What's the WORSE that can happen? You would only have Dr Pepper and would be thirsty
fact no. 1170

Knock knock jokes were brought to Britain by the Romans.
fact no. 1171

Boy George divided by Simon Le Bon is equal to Marilyn squared plus Limahl
fact no. 1172

Prostitution is not the oldest profession in the world. Politics is as politicians made the money to pay for prostitutes in the first place.
fact no. 1173

Natasha Kaplinsky is deaf in her left ear and can not whistle.
fact no. 1174

Cats can't eat jelly.
fact no. 1175

If all the veins and arteries from an average male were taken out and laid end to end......................he would be very dead!
fact no. 1176

When the going gets tough, lay some sod
fact no. 1177

When man , first left the house, the first thing he saw was a shed
fact no. 1178

Peanuts may contain Peanuts
fact no. 1179

NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR SHED,YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO FILL IT & NEED A BIGGER SHED.
fact no. 1180

i have a shead
fact no. 1181

if you go to and can't , how if you haven't can you ?
fact no. 1182

If you lose something in your shed, you'll always find it in the last place you look.
fact no. 1183

drinking stella in your shed is illegal in kuwait
fact no. 1184

you can tuna fish but you can't tune a radio
fact no. 1186

the man that fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered
fact no. 1187

you can break your finger picking your nose
fact no. 1189

hillbilly's are usually found drunk inside the air bubbles of swiss cheese
fact no. 1190

how many bummble bee's does it take to whittle an elaphant down to a whippet
fact no. 1191

Just because the earth is round doesnt mean you have to like it
fact no. 1192

2 rights dont make a wrong but you will end up going back on yourself
fact no. 1193

If you dont eat you die but if you do eat you still die
fact no. 1195

According to women, men only have 2 faults. Everything they do and everything they say...
fact no. 1204

After twenty years of changing me my wife left as I wasn't the man she married... My shed loves me though
fact no. 1205

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fact no. 1209