There better not be any bloody police dogs in there.

I've got a lurvely shed you can have, only one previous owner; dithering old geezer, only used it for pot plants and the occasional spot of carpentry. Now usually a shed like this would set you back 500 big-ones but for you darling? Call it ﾣ490. What's that? Nah, that door ain't missing, it's been removed. Doors on sheds went out of fashion years ago...etc etc...

You wouldn't get this type of tat in Monacco.

Does the Kuuuuuuuuunitsh Fooooooooool provide outside catering to this establishment?

Beats the bollocks out of the Chelsea Chat site!

I only use my shed for reading my Penthouse magazines and whacking one off. If I had a shed like this one though, I'd never leave it, mind you I wouldn't be able to move for tissues.

Where can I park my skateboard?

Any room for a gnome?

Dig that lawn up and plant some vegetables. Meat is murder !

Me and Ox would never fit in there, we're both fat b*****ds !!

Anyone else find these pics a bit of a turn on?

Do you think your shed would like to spend a day abroad once a year to show the foreign tools what they should be housed in? Answers to Richard Scudamore on a postage stamp... When it comes back, perhaps it would like to write an article about it for our website (only proper spelling and punctuation allowed though!)

I'm confused, are all sheds that large, have you got and around one foot big so I can use it to sleep in. Thank you

Does the swimming pool on the right have a slide? looks a bit small to me!. How much for the shed? must be a deal to be had, cash no messing guv'nor, do you take part exchange? I have a 'lean too' to chop in!

Ayecanna say tha will nae tonit whay whoot wivva dinnae whoot brae naglen kilt mawey nae bonnie wee bairn ilke ma way no? Tha twim tha wee haggis t'welt inae ver hinny what mae no? Whey coome ere big boy doe naw tweal can thatm'ill aye. Etc

For the summer can you get the "Tottenham Shed" - the tops's missing.

i love this place

Zigga zagga!! Zigga Zagga!! Oh, wrong shed??

How many Pork pies fit into said shed?

That is a shed amongst sheds!! Well done!!

A bit ostentatious for such a common bloke. Garden a bit too neatly manicured for my liking...suggests he either has too much time on his hands or employs a gardener. Prentious and twee at the same time. Other than that, I have a mother-in-law who would fit nicely in there.

Did you paint those stripes on the lawn?

Wow! It looks really big! I could move my whole family into that shed.

I've got some right Sheds in my car lot !

Luvverly, it's even got a white wall.

A great shed, & a great guy!!! (not)

Nothing better than a nice sit in the shed with my feet up and my trousers around my ankles.

Shouldn't it be blue?

Does it have a cooker?

Any chance of moving a young Macedonian girl in there, just until we get ourselves sorted out?

What an absolute poo hole that looks! Dallashawhaw would feel most at home (tee hee)

Looks nice and cosey, I'm sure Fluke and me could have a ncie time in there.

What a LOVELY shed! I bet Roman would buy one if he saw this!

ThaT's ReaLLy nIce. cOuld we have OUr meetings their ?

pssssst!! could be just what Im looking for, dont tell anyone you seen me, right

Whot a grate shed and luverley gardene.

IS THAT A MULTI CULTURAL SHED ?

Any room for good ( honest guvernor) used cars ?

Any chance I could come and recuperate in your shed? I have a really, really, really badly broken arm and svere bruising that is only usually seen on war casualties. Please, I need sympathy.

Now then, now then, what's all this then?

You must be a Chelsea fan! Geddit? Shed = Chelsea - see?

I'd love to sit in a garden like that with my little fishing rod and some of gnome friends.

When can I move in?

I'm not sure. To be honest, I'd have hoped for a little more you know. Still it does have the benefit of being in your own garden. Mine is located three viillages away which, to be frank, has its drawbacks. Oh, is this where I say wibble?

Vote for this shed .. I will donate my winnings to starving children in Slough and spend my year as your champion building sheds in Africa .. whether they want them or not!!

What a lovely shed - this is my favourite by miles. What I'd give to have a shed like that.